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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

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So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

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Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

What's the cause of under eye dark circles and what treatments can help?

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is a movie franchise you actually think deserves a reboot?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

No way

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Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How To Train Your Dragon remake trades animated magic for money-hungry mediocrity - AV Club

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

650-Foot Mega-Tsunami Shakes the Planet, Sending Waves Across Continents – Satellite Footage Shows the Destruction - The Daily Galaxy

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

How can I have an overnight glow-up for school?

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

share office space ...

Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Is fellatio addictive?

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why does it seem that Quora's "moderators" base their moderations on personal beliefs and views by deleting answers that are only violating their personal feelings?