What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:19

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
What's the cause of under eye dark circles and what treatments can help?
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is a movie franchise you actually think deserves a reboot?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
No way
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Minds and Behinds
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How To Train Your Dragon remake trades animated magic for money-hungry mediocrity - AV Club
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
How can I have an overnight glow-up for school?
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
share office space ...
Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to